Just wanted to give a shoutout to the wonderful God-fearing parents of Fulton, Mississippi who have protected the integrity of their righteous Christian children by throwing a secret prom to keep lesbian teen Constance McMillen from attending. Stories are pouring in that McMillen and her girlfriend were sent to a fake prom along with half a dozen other students, including the school’s special needs kids. Meanwhile, all the good little heterosexuals got to party down at the real prom, held in a secret location safely hidden from any taint of gay.
This is brilliant. Jesus is so proud of you all. He would have done the same — remember all those parts in the Bible where he taught that people who aren’t cool have no place in our society?