Apparently Billy Ray Don’t Watch South Park

/ begin rant

I think my face might be melting here. Miley Cyrus’ little sister is launching a lingerie line for girls, including couture that could be used as costume pieces for a film version of Lolita. In the announcement of the new fashion line, the thing dressed like a street-walking tart is nine years old. That’s the “designer” and the daughter of country music one-hit-wonder Billy Ray Cyrus, who now makes a living pimping his offspring.

Dear Billy Ray:

You are turning your daughter into a Stupid Spoiled Whore(TM). When adult women behave this way, it’s awful enough. But a child deserves better than a parent who encourages her in this behaviour. Do not be surprised when, to top this year’s accomplishments, little Noah makes a sex video on her tenth birthday.

/ end rant

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